I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).
Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010
My web serieses, It Gets Betterish
and Eliot's Sketch Pad
are worth your time, I promise.
I also created My Parents Were Awesome
, which is also a book that you can buy!
1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC
2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC
2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn
2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn
2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC
3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC
3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC
4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC
This is what
Tumblr the internet LIFE is for #grateful #blessed
Sheila E. is performing a free show in Brooklyn, but this is the picture she OK’d, so maybe we should donate anyway?
Does dessert make you cry, too?
Saddest legacy ever.
Do you or someone you know play cello, upright bass, or percussion, and you want to help be part of an awesome project? You should tell me NOW: firstname.lastname@example.org
Braxton Family Rule No. 1: Defy height, BECOME LATOYA JACKSON
Look, I’m sorry your wife just found out about yogurt, but I’m just doing my job!
No one from the Tri-State Area has ever sounded like this. EVER.
Cool, fresh matronly wigs for #gaybros!
Let’s all move in together!
I found Cheri Oteri’s Facebook page.
Glenn Close and daughter Annie Starke on the set of Hook
Catching up on Damages. Can’t find this scene, though.
Could this be any funnier?
“What if Cobrasnake happened on Long Island, but TODAY?”