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It’s the Reluctant Gay Dude’s Guide to Modern Gay Vernacular: Part Two: Anne Frank Edition
Hoping to get to the ‘bottom’ of twink hairy ass shaming, I decided to kiki with some of the folks enjoying one of my favorite new brunches at Boxers HK this weekend. What better way to get the tea on body hair expectations than by chatting with a bunch of gays enjoying plenty of booze with their over easy eggs.
Q: Who is this?
A) Lady Gaga in 2010
B) Ashlee Simpson in 2009
C) Christina Aguilera in 2008
FUCKING B, guys. B!!!
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I mean, if I was caught in a love nest with 15 12-year-old girls tomorrow, people would think, ‘Yeah, I always knew that about him.’ Nothing I could come up with would surprise anyone. I admit to it all.
I am going to beat the living fuck out him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up.
Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him, right in his motherfucking face.