Eliot Glazer

ratsoff: bobbyfinger. This is what Tumblr the internet LIFE is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:03:47 -0400

ratsoff:

bobbyfinger.

This is what ~~Tumblr~~ ~~the internet~~ LIFE is for #grateful #blessed

Sheila E. is performing a free show in Brooklyn, but this is the...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:44:11 -0400

Sheila E. is performing a free show in Brooklyn, but this is the picture she OK’d, so maybe we should donate anyway?

Does dessert make you cry, too?

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:43:47 -0400

Does dessert make you cry, too?

You should hear this woman speak.

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:29:42 -0400

You should hear this woman speak.

Saddest legacy ever.

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:09:35 -0400

Saddest legacy ever.

MUSICIANS WANTED

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:55:38 -0400

Do you or someone you know play cello, upright bass, or percussion, and you want to help be part of an awesome project? You should tell me NOW: eliot@eliotglazer.com

Braxton Family Rule No. 1: Defy height, BECOME LATOYA JACKSON

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:19:00 -0400

Braxton Family Rule No. 1: Defy height, BECOME LATOYA JACKSON

Look, I’m sorry your wife just found out about yogurt, but...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:56:00 -0400

Look, I’m sorry your wife just found out about yogurt, but I’m just doing my job!

No one from the Tri-State Area has ever sounded like this. EVER.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:27:39 -0400

No one from the Tri-State Area has ever sounded like this. EVER.

Cool, fresh matronly wigs for #gaybros!

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:33:14 -0400

Cool, fresh matronly wigs for #gaybros!

Let’s all move in together!

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:02:46 -0400

Let’s all move in together!

I found Cheri Oteri’s Facebook page.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:31:10 -0400

I found Cheri Oteri’s Facebook page.

nakedmonkey: Glenn Close and daughter Annie Starke on the set...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:38:30 -0400

nakedmonkey:

Glenn Close and daughter Annie Starke on the set of Hook

Catching up on Damages. Can’t find this scene, though.

Could this be any funnier?

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:07:23 -0400

Could this be any funnier?

“What if Cobrasnake happened on Long Island, but...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:25:00 -0400

“What if Cobrasnake happened on Long Island, but TODAY?”

Officially the background on my phone.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:22:28 -0400

Officially the background on my phone.

This is a real television show in Canada, and I’m...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:14:11 -0400

This is a real television show in Canada, and I’m officially moving. Goodbye!

top5funniest: Ryan Gosling’s Acting...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:43:49 -0400

top5funniest:

Ryan Gosling’s Acting Range

“Williams-boy-ugh”

KIDS DO THE DARNDEST MADONNA’S “THIS USED TO BE MY...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:53:21 -0400

KIDS DO THE DARNDEST MADONNA’S “THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND” COVERS AND WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

Naturally Beautiful Calves

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 16:50:26 -0400

johnmilhiser:

Sometimes, I feel like it would be REALLY COOL to be a woman because it would afford me an opportunity to be included here.