What would it look like if Kris Jenner sabotaged...

I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

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Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com
My web serieses, It Gets Betterish and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!
Upcoming shows:
1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn

2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn

2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC

3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC

3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC

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24th January 2013

What would it look like if Kris Jenner sabotaged Walter Cronkite?

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