I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish, Haunting Renditions, and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!


What would it look like if Kris Jenner sabotaged Walter Cronkite?

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    Can’t get over the way ‘YouTube’ is pronounced. Watch previous episodes of Eliot’s Sketchpad here!
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