I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish, Haunting Renditions, and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

Remember when Oprah and Gayle and Paula Deen all wore PAJAMAS together, and then they rode on Paula’s grandson’s HOME BUNGEE CORD MACHINE, and then PAULA DEEN SAID SHE PEES AND FARTS AT THE SAME TIME?

WELL, DO YOU??? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED???

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  4. kellyqehudson said: gayle isn’t saying much at the beginning. she seems legitimately worried.
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