I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish, Haunting Renditions, and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

PONIES! ASIAN ASIANS! KATE MCKINNON!

Welcome to the second episode of my web series, Eliot’s Sketch Pad on Above Average.

  1. liver reblogged this from eliotglazer
  2. hookersorcake said: we all know this is one giant ruse to show off your sexy sexy legs!
  3. youthonyouth said: These are amazing. Dying. And you look handsome too!
  4. lazydad said: PONIES!!! BOTH KINDS OF ASIANS!!! CHAFED THIGHS!!! AWESOME!!!
  5. wintercheck said: lol at diabetess
  6. kellyqehudson said: i love that kate is doing better than you
  7. utterlyotter said: I fucking love Kate McKinnon!
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