I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

Upcoming shows:

1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn

2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn

2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC

3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC

3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC

4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC

14th January 2013

ocdwarrior: Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation. Fuck you for using a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire when reporting (linking) to a story on transgender health coverage. Fuck you. Link to story (click only if you must, I do not want to give them traffic). “I’m melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.” — Mrs. Doubtfire and also TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, I guess?

ocdwarrior:

Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation. Fuck you for using a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire when reporting (linking) to a story on transgender health coverage. Fuck you.

Link to story (click only if you must, I do not want to give them traffic).

“I’m melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.” — Mrs. Doubtfire and also TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, I guess?

Source: ocdwarrior

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