When girls are really excited, they could take a fire hydrant.
I don’t do porn, but if I were [Asian] I’d definitely do porn.
[My balls are] massive. When I [hit puberty], they were already the size of Grade-A eggs.
I sucked myself until I was 18 years old. I can’t do it anymore—I get upper neck problems.
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- theidiotking said: “I sucked myself.” guh. i want to die.
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