I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

Upcoming shows:

1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn

2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn

2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC

3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC

3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC

4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC

29th November 2012

What Victoria Jackson does when mentioning Phil Hartman. Also, what I do when mentioning Victoria Jackson.

What Victoria Jackson does when mentioning Phil Hartman.

Also, what I do when mentioning Victoria Jackson.

  1. itslimitedediton reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    Bitch
  2. kyky1980 reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    Way to keep it classy Vicki.
  3. sharpless reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    She is a horrible woman. I’ve abstained from taking shots at her because, well, whatever, loons are gonna be loony. But,...
  4. khealywu said: I hate her.
  5. tallwhitney reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    what the fuck, not cool
  6. kellyqehudson said: oh. cool.
  7. slyfggt reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    forgive her because she’s legitimately mentally ill.
  8. eliotglazer posted this