I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

Upcoming shows:

1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn

2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn

2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC

3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC

3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC

4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC

2nd October 2012

burbanked: BREAKING:“Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane to host Billy Crystal’s forehead. Okay, fine, you can use the “I just threw up in my mouth a little” one more time for this. But that’s it!

burbanked:

BREAKING:
“Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane to host Billy Crystal’s forehead.

Okay, fine, you can use the “I just threw up in my mouth a little” one more time for this. But that’s it!

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    I am excited about Seth McFarlane hosting the Oscars- but it’s so many months away!
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    Okay, fine, you can use the “I just threw up in my mouth a little” one more time for this. But that’s it!
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