I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish, Haunting Renditions, and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

"If you have a triangle, and you put a line through the middle, would it be congruent to the other side?" - Ty’Ge, re: math

"What is this?” re: BJ pics

Ty’Ge Davis: Third grader, Receiver of Sexts, American Hero

  1. ilanaglazer reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    awww this kid is so cute, also love “sexting ‘victim’ “
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