I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010

Contact: eliot@eliotglazer.com

My web serieses, It Gets Betterish and Eliot's Sketch Pad are worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

Upcoming shows:

1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC

2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn

2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn

2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC

3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC

3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC

4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC

14th September 2012

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. NOT PHOTOSHOPPED??? NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. NOT PHOTOSHOPPED??? NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!

  1. thingsabouthelene reblogged this from eliotglazer
  2. billiondollarbooty reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    When Julie Andrews and her are gone I swear I’m gonna jump off a building.
  3. weaziller77 reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    Angie forever.
  4. miss-you-bow-wow reblogged this from eliotglazer
  5. eliotglazer posted this