What an ugly woman. Fat arms. Trout pout. Horse face. I thought a face like that went out with the Ice Age. And those bandy legs! If I had a kid with those legs, I would break them and have them put in braces.
If I had a face like that I wouldn’t leave the house — or at least not without a paper bag over my head. In fact, if I had a face like that I’d probably shoot myself.
I could pass for 60, and any woman would kill to have legs like mine. I’ve been compared to Betty Grable. I still do trapeze. And my legs are straight.
I’ve always been such a positive person.