I'm a writer, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).
Management: Brian Steinberg at Principato Young | 212-725-0010
My web serieses, It Gets Betterish
and Eliot's Sketch Pad
are worth your time, I promise.
I also created My Parents Were Awesome
, which is also a book that you can buy!
1/30/13 Nights of our Lives @ UCB Chelsea, NYC
2/4/13 My High School Boyfriend Was Gay @ UCB Chelsea, NYC
2/14/13 The Rejection Show @ Littlefield, Brooklyn
2/21/13 Found Footage Festival @ Nitehawk, Brooklyn
2/27/13 Big Effing Deal @ 21, NYC
3/8/13 Buttski and Glasscock's New Talent Blowout @ The PIT, NYC
3/27/13 How I Learned @ Happy Endings, NYC
4/3/13 STFU Book Release Party @ Housing Works Bookstore, NYC
Can we all agree to lock Mike Seaver in the garage forever?
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I’d prefer a shallow unmarked grave. Okay FINE, we can put the empty VHS box of “Veggie Tales” on it, if you insist.
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