That’s right, America is just buzzing about this hot, new trend that we know as, well, tits. From shopping malls, to office complexes, people can’t get enough tits. Tits are a thing and people are talking about them, that’s for sure.
- We talk to a specialist in the field of Tits, Tittery and Tittography, Dr. Roberto Squeef. (Eliot Glazer)
- We chat with a Tit Doctor at Josh Hopkins University, whose work many say is the genesis for this recent interest in tits, Dr. Brooke Demento. (Halle Kiefer)
- Jason struggles to throw a tit-themed party for his sister-in-law, Pat remembers there being tits back when he was in high school, and we’re paid yet another wonderful visit from our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler.
All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters! This week, on America Won’t Shut Up!
I talked tits!
Watch Eliot chat with Sally Kellerman about snuggling, fetuses and ball gags.
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Me, creepin’ on Sally Kellerman.
These dogs are SO GAY!
Excuse me, iTunes, you forgot something.
Brownstone’s VEVO channel only has the a capella version of “If You Love Me,” for some reason, and I certainly am not complaining.
MAYA ANGELOU: HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE (and, also, Cupcake Enthusiast)
And you thought I was the gay one?
What would it look like if Kris Jenner sabotaged Walter Cronkite?
Remember when Oprah and Gayle and Paula Deen all wore PAJAMAS together, and then they rode on Paula’s grandson’s HOME BUNGEE CORD MACHINE, and then PAULA DEEN SAID SHE PEES AND FARTS AT THE SAME TIME?
WELL, DO YOU??? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED???
PONIES! ASIAN ASIANS! KATE MCKINNON!
Welcome to the second episode of my web series, Eliot’s Sketch Pad on Above Average.
Fuck you Fox News and The Fox Nation. Fuck you for using a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire when reporting (linking) to a story on transgender health coverage. Fuck you.
Link to story (click only if you must, I do not want to give them traffic).
“I’m melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.” — Mrs. Doubtfire and also TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, I guess?
This is how Kim Richards “dives.”