Naturally Beautiful Calves
Sometimes, I feel like it would be REALLY COOL to be a woman because it would afford me an opportunity to be included here.
One of these two just landed a pilot deal with Comedy Central.
The other one gets WEIRD boners.
Congrats to both!
Oh, right. Billy Joel is awesome.
TOP TEN WOMEN OF ALL TIME!!!!! by Emily Heller
It’s International Women’s Day! That means shut up, men, you suck!!! LOL
jk!!! It’s a day when we talk about who’s cool and who’s NOT COOL in the world of women! So I made you this handy list of the top ten women of ALL TIME!!!! So everyone can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!
10. Rosa Parks
9. Bea Arthur
8. Beyonce
7. Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie
6. Me
5. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4. Those twins from that beer commercial
3. Chelsea Clinton
2. My mom
1. CLEOPATRA!!!!!!!
THE END
CLEOPATRA COMIN’ ATCHA!
In-dee-pendent women SHOOT TO KILL.
EVERY body! Such different bodies! All the bodies! I mean, are these women or Muppets? Could be either- because their bodies are so different!
“Black!”
“Starving!”
“Dead, maybe?”
Am I the only one whose childhood was shaped by Crystal Lewis’s inspirational ballads on Roundhouse?
Terence Howard talks about Oprah’s tits, is definitely gay
Tres serieux!
She’s doing great!
#turtles
And if you lose, does that mean you have to just, like, cool out and raise your children?
If I worked for Spy Magazine, this would be gold.
