Sometimes, I feel like it would be REALLY COOL to be a woman because it would afford me an opportunity to be included here.
One of these two just landed a pilot deal with Comedy Central.
The other one gets WEIRD boners.
Congrats to both!
Are you in??
Poster by Abbi Jacobson!
Oh, right. Billy Joel is awesome.
It’s International Women’s Day! That means shut up, men, you suck!!! LOL
jk!!! It’s a day when we talk about who’s cool and who’s NOT COOL in the world of women! So I made you this handy list of the top ten women of ALL TIME!!!! So everyone can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!
10. Rosa Parks
9. Bea Arthur
7. Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie
5. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4. Those twins from that beer commercial
3. Chelsea Clinton
2. My mom
CLEOPATRA COMIN’ ATCHA!
In-dee-pendent women SHOOT TO KILL.
EVERY body! Such different bodies! All the bodies! I mean, are these women or Muppets? Could be either- because their bodies are so different!
Am I the only one whose childhood was shaped by Crystal Lewis’s inspirational ballads on Roundhouse?
Terence Howard talks about Oprah’s tits, is definitely gay